I would like to congratulate the Democratic club on a job well done Sunday. We had them crappin in their pants. Did you see the way the old man was running? Next time we will have to take pictures.

WE WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THE HAPPY ANNOUNCEMENT THAT SARAH SMILES SANCHEZ AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED THANKSGIVING WEEKEND. CEREMONY AND RECEPTION AT GRANDPA AL'S FARM IN ITHACA. IF YOU CAN ATTEND EMAIL US AND WE WILL SEND YOU A MAP.

Broadway Local One Returned has asked us to announce that they are back from tour and are ready to publish. Our best to you.

We had an great meeting today. With the exception of Sarah Barracuda nearly punching out, we wont say who, everything went smoothly. We took a vote to take a broad, strong approach to reverse the scam against us. Hell if they are going to be strong against us we must be strong against them.

The committee was given broad based powers to do whatever is legally necessary to end the bullshit. We voted to notify the independent contractors, including the archdiocese, and the Tribeca Film Festival and all vendors.

We voted to act as our own publicist and contact and engage the print media. We voted to notify the other locals and let them know what is going on.

One of our members came forward and let the meeting know that one of his relatives is a district attorney.

Another member came forward to let us know that one of his relatives is a retired law officer of rank and a graduate of the FBI Academy.

Another member came forward to let the membership know that one of his relatives is a film, theater and television producer and has on his staff a trans global entertainment powerhouse law firm that will make that underachieving cub scout spivak look exactly like the under achieving cub scout he is.

Let the fun begin.

Next meeting of the Democrat club will be held on Sunday the Fourteenth at 10:00 am. We are asking all of you to be on your best and lets get this done without a riot important decisions must be decided. See all of you there!

The eggs were flying and several of the BA's had to leave the Labor Day Parade Saturday after being hit while waving to the crowd. Costumes were changed and new free shirts donned and with complimentary matching skirts two of the BA's continued in the Parade.